Forgetful Minds -Old Age Humor Stories

Most of us being in our twenties to sixties have experienced a moment or two of Forgetful Mind Syndrome. The misplaced keys, searching for sunglasses while they are on top of one’s head the whole time. The misplaced cell phone found in various places, that note you just wrote seconds ago and you know it was right in front of you just moments ago but nowhere to be found to only show up at a later time when no longer needed, -it only gets worse as we age

Yesterday was Deb’s Mother and Step-father’s 24th anniversary, so we paid a visit with a card in hand and ritual blessings. After awhile of chatting and laughing, my cell phone notified me of some new followers (thank you my new friends 🙂 ), I showed Deb. Deb’s Mother Jan had a facial expression of curiosity upon her face, so Deb informed her Mother about my Blog and what it was about and gave a few examples, one of them was a post I did back in July, LEVITY -HUMOR AT MY EXPENSE. A TRUE STORY!. That is when Jan said, “You know what you can put on your Blog….” So this is with permission.

The day started like most other nothing out of the ordinary. Jan told her husband that she wanted to go to the store. Gene replied, “I’ll go” “nope, I’ll go by myself,” Jan said. So off she went. Once shopping was done and paid for, she exited the store and proceeded to load the car with the groceries. She headed back to the car and placed herself on the passenger side.  Are you following?

So there she was in the car sitting on the passenger side wondering why the car has not moved.  I busted a gasket on this one.

Funny how our minds function at certain times. At least the keys were not locked inside the car. Most of us have been down that road.

What can we take away from this? We have to be able to laugh at ourselves from to time, it does a body and mind good according to a study done in 2011.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/14/10-successful-people-who-_n_4262766.html

Invisible Scars

Days of past have spawned their shadows of doubt

Forming future broke hollow bridges

Eyes that rolled -while others turn away

Torches lit –stones thrown

Bringing unwanted burns

Forged smiles

Stacking on life’s young fragile tiles

Days spiral

Serpents slither intertwining -twisting shades of gray haze

Stars fade away

As you look, hope and dream for a sunny spring day

 

Empty eyes casting spells of day’s illusions

As darkness crawls

Recalling shallow whispers

Silently walking through sorrow’s lane

Passing Cake Battered Avenue

Ashamed, beaten, bruised alive

Headed for sanctuaries path

Covered by tainted souls

Shadows crying unwanted lies

Dim lights glow as you shower

In hopes of days soot vanishes

Swilling down the careless pit that hisses without a kiss

Awards to be dealt with

While I am working on a new original piece, I will display part of it:

{ Days of past have spawned their shadows of doubt

Forming broken hollow bridges

Eyes that rolled, turning away

Bringing unwanted burns }……

I recently received a comment of being awarded “The Blogger Recognition Award.”

I have two awards that I need to address now, from:

The lovely An Artsy Appetite
http://anartsyappetite.com/2015/09/03/be-the-light-the-starlight-blogger-award/

And Morgan a new friend whom we have a common admiration for Filicia Day from The Web Series “The Guild” that can be watched via Netflix. Morgan’s from
https://rosemills.wordpress.com/category/computer-science/              I will get to these awards.

That is not the only reason for this post. On Morgans site under the menu tab  “Geek”, there is a page titled, “Computer Science” > What I found was the  Myers-Briggs Type Indicator. I found this interesting only because when I worked for Wells Fargo they gave us this test to determine are personality types and how to handle us I assume. Anyway, I decided to take the test just for the giggles while I wait for the Vikings to play at Noon CST today and to see how accurate the online version would be.

Personality TypeHere are my results.

89%
INTROVERTED
67%
INTUITIVE
47%
THINKING
49%
JUDGING
33%
TURBULENT

Code: INTJ-T (“THE ARCHITECT”)
Role: Analyst
Strategy: Constant Improvement
“Architects are imaginative and strategic thinkers, with a plan for everything.” “It’s lonely at the top, and being one of the rarest and most strategically capable personality types, INTJs know this all too well. INTJs form just two percent of the population, and women of this personality type are especially rare, forming just 0.8% of the population – it is often a challenge for them to find like-minded individuals who are able to keep up with their relentless intellectualism and chess-like maneuvering. People with the INTJ personality type are imaginative yet decisive, ambitious yet private, amazingly curious, but they do not squander their energy.”

From the test that I took five to six years ago while at Wells Fargo and the test that I just took this morning, I found that they are virtually the same outcome. Not much has changed except a few in percentage wise. I am an Introvert, there is no denying that. However, I would like to point out that the judgment factor has decreased since I last took that test. I was very judgemental in the past but as I matured more, burying the divorce emotions, I have become less judgmental in life to a degree. The turbulent factor has also decreased, that is a good thing, I am less emotional and found ways to manage those emotions.

“imaginative yet decisive, ambitious yet private, amazingly curious, but they do not squander their energy” That is me to a T. I am decisive by nature I have grand illusions of ambitions, I am very curious as well and I do not like wasting what energy I have in my fuel tank.

I did find one part of the article that pertained to me interesting.

“INTJ Subordinates: INTJs are independent people, and they quickly become frustrated if they find themselves pushed into tightly defined roles that limit their freedom. With the direction of a properly liberal manager, INTJs will establish themselves in a position of expertise, completing their work not with the ambition of managerial promotion, but for its own intrinsic merit. INTJs require and appreciate firm, logical managers who are able to direct efforts with competence, deliver criticism when necessary, and back up those decisions with sound reason.”

This is probly why I have had so many jobs in the past, I don’t like being confined or pushed in a corner that limits my freedom and still is a very integral part of me. Maybe that is why I don’t like being tethered to a phone? Food for thought anyway.

 

Beauty of My Heart

As you stare with all your power

Eyes of many colors

I shower you with flowers

As I gaze upon your massive strengths

Delegate curves of desire

I feel the fires of your energy

Radiate my soul

Although at times

You and I try to manipulate each other

I still admire you with great passion

And when I stroke, fondle your buttons of joy

You light up my day

When I press the right key to your heart

You are my state of the art

A package bundled with many pleasures

May I dock with your port?

Weapons of Destruction -An Essay Wrote in College

We may be lost in a state of confusion; reminiscing narrated stories of the past; reflections of what once was, now, days are dust and nights are hell. What can one do, but hope for a better tomorrow. The stories handed down from generation to generation sound wonderful, yet confusing when compared to the world that we live in now. We were told how the world was liked by our elders. From these stories, we could picture a city with less violence, a beach which one could go at night, not in fear of being attacked, or killed. We could also visualize a world where people were kinder to each other, however, the world that we live in now are unlike the stories that we have heard.

We can no longer stroll on a moonlit beach for the skinheads have taken over. Skinheads are young teenagers, to older adults who are in their 20s. They are bald and usually have tattoos on their bodies. These tattoos can be found anywhere on their bodies: the arms, chest, neck, back, legs, the face, the cheeks of the posterior and near the family jewels as well. These people are like vampires for the only time that one sees them is at night. They can be found living under the piers on a beach. This is their home and when one invades their territory (especially at night), they will attack. We have also become distrusting towards our neighbors because they have become filled with greed from hunger. Hunger is a strong desire to acquire material possessions that one cannot honestly obtain because they are indigent. It is the act of pilfering items illegally and lying to another in order to obtain material possessions.

The ever-growing population has created these problems and many others as well. We see our oceans and rivers being destroyed from the pollution by the hand of man perhaps, the words of researcher Gary Jennings, the author of The Shrinking outdoors, said it best:

“The Great Lakes in their feeders (a feeder is a river or lake that feeds its own water supply into the ocean.) Are victims of man’s age old inclinations to throw into the nearest body of water anything he wants to get rid of. The people, the cities, and the manufacturing companies around the Great Lakes have always thought (if they thought about it at all) that anything dumped or flushed into those tremendous influence sees would sink or dissolve or at least float away out of sight. They are now learning that even the biggest leak will resort only so much garbage and only so many insults. Eventually it fills up beyond its capacity to absorb, and the shore-dwellers find that, instead of living around the lake, their living around a stinking open sewer” (118 – 119).

Another problem is our beaches. They are becoming dump sites as well. The skinheads not only attack us at night, but also during the day as well. This is done by then leaving their used hypodermic needles lying around the beach-hidden by the sand. Imagine walking on a beach and feeling the sand between your toes, as well as the cool water racing towards your feet. Then all of a sudden you feel something prick the bottom of your foot. You look down to discover that you had just stepped on a dirty hypodermic needle. This is when you become frantic with the fear of contracting that deadly virus known as AIDS.

 

This virus is a weapon of destruction as well. It is the biggest problem that we are facing today. According to health researcher Diane Hales, “in today’s world, you need to understand the risks of various sexual activities and to earn about safer sex practices for a simple reason: your life may depend on it” (132).

The only protection that we have against this virus is not to have sexual relationships and all can you imagine going through adulthood without sex? I’m afraid that is exactly what we might have to this is because the condom “our only source of protection” has holes in it. In fact, the holes are much larger than virus. The whole is said to be .05 µ (µ = micron) whereas the virus is said to be .01 µ. Perhaps, this is why doctors where two pairs of surgical gloves. Why you ask, this is because the gloves also have holes, the same size as the condom. The surgical masks well. Is there nothing that we can do to prevent this deadly disease?

There are many things that we can do. To protect ourselves from this virus that strikes aimlessly in the dark:

  • Do not engage in anal sexual intercourse.
  • Do not have sex with multiple partners or persons who have had multiple partners (free love is gone. Do not take the risk).
  • Do not have any contact with persons known for high risk behavior.
  • Do not participate in IV drug use and do not have sex with persons who do (W.R. Spencer, M.D. Pamphlet).

To add, there are a few more things that you can do: watch where you walk (especially on a beach), when in need of a surgery-supply your own blood and before sexual intercourse occurs, ask your partner if he or she has a sexual disease. However, there are those times that we ask our partners and the lie to us. This is how the disease spread so fast. These infected people do not tell us because they have the fear of no longer being desired by anyone. They do not have the right to hold this information but they do. So, when out and about for a night of sexual fun; be careful-you just might end up in a coffin.

AIDS is not the only disease that destroys human life. Although AIDS can be considered as a type of cancer: such as cancer of the blood stream, there are other types of cancer that destroys human lives. The cancer that I am referring to is cancer of the lungs, throat and stomach. One way of obtaining either one is just by living in a hazardous place. In the words of health researcher Diane Hales, “many chemicals used in industry are carcinogens, substances that may start a cancer. People living near a factory that creates smoke, dust, or gases are at risk, as are employees inside the plant (see chapter 16) (305).

Another way is by breathing in the air from our atmosphere. The vehicles that we drive produce oxides of nitrogen, this chemical that mixes with the air that we breathe producing deadly chemical. When we breathe this chemical in, it attacks the cells in our lungs. And when we swallow this chemical it ends up in our stomachs which might be converted into cancer (Shakman 6).

However, car manufacturers are trying to eliminate this problem. They are making cars more economical (gas mileage that is). They are also in the process of making fuels that will produce less nitrogen. But, the cost of these new and environment safe vehicles might cost an arm and a leg. Further, they have made a few cars that are powered by the energy of the sun. However, these vehicles are more or less throwaway cars. You cannot take this type of car in and have it serviced. All that is required is to recharge the batteries. Once these batteries are dead beyond recharging, you go out and buy another car to me this does not sound a very economical, at first perhaps, but in the long run, no. Can you see yourself buying a new car every 3 to 4 years? I think not. It is a nice dream and some people to do it, but these people are richer than you or I. We cannot afford to live the way they do.

The second problem with these cars is that they have no power, nor the ability to reach a great distance. They are (some anyway) sexy cars, but lack the power of climbing a hill. Imagine driving along and enjoying the ride. Then, when you come to a hill, your car slows down to the speed of a crawling snail. This is not safe for if the car were ever to act up, you would not have the power to reach the other side of the hill. Instead, you might descend backwards into other vehicles behind you. I, for one will not buy one until the car manufacturers are able to produce a solar powered vehicle that has the power of a regular vehicle. Further, the car must be able to reach more than just 150 miles to 200 miles. It must have the capability to reach the distance like the cars that we drive now. I cannot see myself recharging the batteries every hundred 150 miles.

The fifth problem that we are faced with is police violence, this problem is being seen everywhere from California to Florida. We see it on the television and hear it on the radios. In the words of crime researcher Ramsey Clark, “of all the violences, police violence is the most dangerous. Who will protect the public when the police violate the law…. (188)?

What are we to do? Are we to hide in our homes and hope that we are left alone from all these major concerns? No, we must act now to make our world a better and safer place to live not only for ourselves, but also for our children. Walter E. Howard, an environmentalists, once said, “The world’s overpopulation crisis is of the magnitude beyond human comprehension, yet the government and the public remain seemingly indifferent. Better awareness and a more forthright leadership are obviously needed, from biologists and politicians alike”… (27).

However, I do not see this is possible. The citizens of our states are only concerned with their own personal problems. The government will not spend needed money on greater education because they want the money for themselves. Their wages are getting higher and higher every day. We also see this in our schools. The higher administration personnel gives themselves raises when the school itself needs the money the most for books, special equipment and more funds to properly run the library.

The final problem that I will touch on is our advances in technology and through the years, we have become more intelligent. Our minds have become more open and more ready to accept new ideas than our ancestors have. For instance, we have built buildings to withstand most types of hazardous weather. In fact, Frank Lloyd Wright was the first architect to build a building to subdue an earthquake. We have also developed many weapons to defeat our enemies yet on the other hand, according to Gary Jennings, “his weapons of “technology”-science and machines-have enabled him to win out over all other creatures in the age-long battle for survival and supremacy. At the same time, he is the only combatant in this battle with brain enough to realize that he has won, and to perceive the terrible cost of his winning. He had the sense to ask himself, “what is a victory worth to read Victor, if he ravages a conquered territory so thoroughly that it is no longer worth occupying” (29)?

If we’re so smart, then why do we still have wars? The only answer to this question is that our governments as well as businessmen make money off wars. For example, when we go to war, someone has to make the weapons as well as other supplies. And that someone is our businessmen. They (if selected to produce the order) will get a contract for so many millions of dollars to supply the Defense Department, and what about the high ranking officers in the service as well as the president himself? We have heard rumors of these people selling arms to other countries in their own interests. Is there no one we can trust?

The second part of our technology in our advances is health. It is becoming harder and harder to find doctors nowadays. Roger LeRoy Miller once noted, “Poor health conditions are also common in many developing nations. A shortage of food and a lack of variety in diet cause malnutrition and even starvation. Developing nations may also suffer from a shortage of doctors and hospitals”… (429).

What have we done to our world? Have we learned anything from our mistakes as well as the mistakes from our ancestors? I hope that we have. For if we have not, are world might soon come to an end. We have to find ways of better handling crimes to stop all this mass destruction that we are inflicting upon one another. We must also get better leadership in the White House to better protect our rights as well as the population problem. Further, we must stop using our oceans and rivers as our nearest dump site. And we must also be more careful to whom we sleep with. In addition, we should educate our young about the problems that will face them when they reach adulthood. Perhaps, if we were to teach our young better about all these concerns of their world-they might grow up to be respectable people. Instead of the young who finds alternatives to deal with the problems that face them every day. After all, we are the ones that created this mess and it is up to us to fix it. We cannot blame this problem on anyone else but ourselves. There was no one that had a gun to our heads and told us to dump our trash in the oceans. We may say that we did not do this. It was the people that do not care about this planet. It was the drug addict that left his or her junk on the beaches. That may be true, but they are our people. They belong to her community. Therefore, it is our problem to try and pick up after them, to have a cleaner and safer environment. Do you not want the same?

I wrote this back in November of 1992 while attending Butte College and twenty-three years later, I find no solace that nothing has really changed within that time frame. In fact,  a recent report of a 25 year old female was attacked in daylight by a Skinhead Rapist in Australia and left with many bruises , to read more about it Click here:

We still hear of police violence to this day and getting worse. The infected people with AIDS are still not informing potential partners of their conditions. You can read of one example by clicking here:

I also just found out that there is another disease that may be more dangerous than AIDS and that is H041 that they refer to as the “Superbug”. To read more about this, click here:

Gang violence is still very prominent and just this morning my smart phone got a news update where three children were shot by accident by a drive by shooting. To read more about that, click here:

Our government officials are still in the news for possible scandals that could ruin their careers, We got the famous Mr. Winner I will call him, Governor Chris Christie with that bridge closing to advert voters from voting.

Nothing really has changed, infact some things got worse. What are your thoughts?

Works cited

Clark, Ramsey. Crime in America is Observations on its Nature, Causes, Prevention and Control.

Simon and Schuster. Rockefeller Ctr., New York, NY. 1970

Hales, Diane. Your Health

Redwood City, California: Benjamin/Cummings publishing Company, Inc. 1991.

Howard, Walter E. Environmental Problems: Principles, Readings, and Comments.

Wm. C. Brown and Company publishers. 1973.

Jennings, Gary. The Shrinking Outdoors

Philadelphia, Lippincott (1972)

Miller, Roger LeRoy. Economics Today and Tomorrow.

Harper and Row. 1984.

Shakman, Robert. Where You Live May Be Hazardous to Your Health.

Briarcliff Manor, New York, N.Y: Stien and Day/Publishers/Scarborough House. 1979.

Spencer, W.R. M.D. AIDS: What You Should Know.

Waco, TX. Health EDCO. A Division of WRS Group, Inc.

Two Valuable Books to Read in Life

Although I do read many books from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle to Shakespeare and Frost, there are two books that I believe everyone should read during their lifetime. Now I am not a Book Reviewer like some but I did find a two blogs that did a review of one of the books. Those blogs are Jissen Budōka and Blog @DrBenFung.

The book of five ringsThe first book is The Book Of Five Rings
by Miyamoto Musashi
Translated by Ashikaga Yoshiharu
is a descendent of a Samurai, and teaches English at Tokyo University. Edited by Rosemary Brant.

A wealth of philosophy can be found with this roughly 200 pages of text and imagery. Although the book is meant for the martial arts and fighting with swords, many leaders of our nation and I heard that Tony Robbins the motivational speaker once read it as well. There was a quote I found pertaining to this gem of a book, ”

“You must train day and night in order for you to be able 
to make decisions quickly.”
 
Successful people from Napoleon Hill to Andrew Carnegie; from Henry Ford to Anthony Robbins all say that the most successful people are those who make decisions quickly and change their minds rarely, if at all.  The ability to make decisions quickly in battle, of course, can mean the difference between life and death.  This is definitely a skill that must be acquired.  But this skill very much spills over into other areas of life as well.
Lao TzuThe next book that I try to utilize in my daily life as well is a book titled: Tao Te Ching by Lao Tzu, translated by James Legge though I heard the Stephen Mitchell  does a better job at the translations. The philosophy within this book can be used for both leadership and for daily life, one of the philosophies to paraphase, is that we may enjoy certain beverages because they taste good, but to intake these beverages in moderations.
From theguardian.com,  Tao Te Ching by Laozi: ancient wisdom for modern times has one famous author David Foster Wallace photo with a quote, “The mysterious Laozi’s ancient wisdom may be hard to translate, but the meaning is clear – learning to be self-aware could improve modern life” I for one resonate with this quote.
This site Shows one How to Read Tao Te Ching:
And

Sunday Reflections

I believe Sunday’s are a good day to take pause from our daily busy routines that seem chaotic at times from certain events that are out of our control and utilize this time to reflect, contemplate the wonders in our life, rejoice that we woke this morning –though body may ache, breathe the aroma of fresh coffee brewing or tea steeping.

Take pause watching leaves of earth tone colors slowly falling to lush green grass, though we may prefer solitude -close eyes and find solace listening and being grateful background voices are still there that brings smiles upon you faces like the morning sun rise.

Out of the Office -I just wish it was for Fishing

So today at 1 PM CST I have this meeting with two state workers to discuss possible classes and reenter the workforce. I hope it involves letting one be creative utilize one’s brain and or to write, but I have a feeling not.

So in the meantime, please enjoy my last post WITHIN THE SHADOW OF DARKNESS if you have not already read it -it just might frighten you.

And for other readers, I do have some retouched photos and I know Melanie really enjoys seeing old photos brought back to life, I hope other do as well.

This comes from Ann’s Words

Ann's Words
Original

 

Let there be light
Let there be light

 

Original
Original

 

Brought to life _tough to work on small pictures
Brought to life _tough to work on small pictures

 

The next few belong to Pacific Paratrooper

Original
Original

 

What do you think?
What do you think? This was one a challenge!

 

Let me know!
Let me know!

 

Within the Shadow of darkness

Out of the shower

Aroma of fresh flowers

Rain drops glisten

Slowly rippling

Gently kissing, caressing nature’s beauty

Like a diamond cut to tantalizing perfection

Fantasying, visualizing, reminiscing

Breath of life gently escapes

Supple moist lips as mirror fogs

Puddles form beneath

White towel lightly wraps

Soft, succulent curves of desire

Three candles lite

As you gracefully float by

Within the Shadow of darkness

Candle lights flicker

Mesmerized

Elevated breath -soft sighs of remembered pleasures

Emotions soaring

Heart beats Faster

Body softly gyrating

Towel quietly unfolds

Exposing seven wonders to admire

Soft silk engulfs you

Faint whispers from behind

“I desire you”, “I want you”, I want to feel you close to me”

Presence pressing against you

Vibrations of warmth upon your neck

Under the cloak of darkness

Cloth pressing, swaying -fondles your skin

Feel a pinch

Body quivers, flinches

You lightly bite your lip

As you exhale from delight

Eye’s open -dawn has come

Sunlight casting rays on your grandeur bosom

Vague recollections of pure bliss

You turn your head

You’re alone

Was it but a mere dream?

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